Overheard at Ivy:

Senior, on first kisses: I think I kissed my Dominican babysitter when I was 7… She was like, 15 though, so it was cool. Her name was Domatila.


Overheard in 1580:

English soldier: If plaine or homely, wee saie she is a doudie or a slut.


Overheard in Forbes:

Critical sophomore: You know what I really hate? When I ask someone how old their baby is and they say 18 months. Bitch he’s one year old!


Overheard on g chat:

Hood politician: Chief keef would probably be republican: Strong belief in the 2nd amendment, capital punishment (see: lil jojo)


Overheard in Whitman:

AEPi sophomore: Stevie Nicks is forever.


Overheard on Prospect Avenue:

Theta 1 (on phone): Tell him to make a roadie and meet us.

Theta 2 (to herself): A roadie to go…


Overheard in Butler:

Theta sophomore: Okay, I weighed myself before I peed, and I weighed myself after I peed, and it was a three pound difference.


Overheard at St A’s/Shere Khan pregame:

Boy: All of Instagram is here!


Overheard in Housing Office:

Receptionist 1: So I said, a phone is a phone! It’s for calling!

Receptionist 2: So why’d you get an iPhone?

Receptionist 1: Because I wanted Instagram!


Overheard at Ivy:

Azerbaijani freshman: I’m a legend I’m a legend I’m a legend.


Overheard at Firestone:

Security guard, to other security guard: Oh, Tracy? That girl easy like sleazy.


Overheard on Facebook Chat:

Junior Pi Phi: Verbatim this week sucked.

Senior Pi Phi: That’s because we weren’t in it.


Overheard at Bridges precept:

Humanities student: Is a rock really a rock or a fragment of our understanding of a rock?


Overheard in Studio 34:

Archetypical bro: Why don’t we smoke and watch Workaholics and correct each others’ Spanish homework?


Overheard on Graduate Student Events Calendar:

Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament: Jan 26, 2013  ·5:30 p.m.– 8:00 p.m.  Lawrence Apt. Parking Lot. Return to the times of old and be entertained whilst you feast! Dinner and entertainment are included. Cost of this event is $40. Transportation will be arranged by carpool – please RSVP and indicate whether you can drive yourself/others. Email Audrey at ayau@princeton.edu to RSVP. Sponsored by the Graduate School.