Black Musings by Lovia Gyarke
Future Veterans by Veronica Nicholson
On Prospect by Denuk Buggybuk
Team U and Me by Dayton Martindale
David and David by Isabel Henderson
Each Body by Lily Offit
On Going Away by Dan Taub
Bye Bye Blumberg by Tom Markham
Gros-Câlin by Emily Lever
Allegory of the Garden by Mitchell Kilbourne
Over-love by Giri Nathan
Game of Chance by Charles “Chip” Lawrence
Capturing Essense by You-You Ma
Observing FIFA by Chris Murphy
Letter from Lia Beach by Matthew Brailas
Dear Susan Patton by Olivia Lloyd
Overheard in Ivy
Theta sophomore: Black babies are cute until they start growing hair.
Overheard in The ‘Prince’
The Sexpert: Dear Whiskey Dick, Yes! You can have plenty of fun, both at formals and afterwards, without drinking.
Overheard in Terrace library
Terrace junior: Sometimes, when I’m staring a large amount of work in the face, I wish that meth habits were socially acceptable.
Overheard in DiSiac audience
Basketball bro, to fellow bro: An aphro-diSiac is something that puts you in the mood, that makes you feel sexual. Like, yours would be shoes.
Overheard at Cottage
AEPi sophomore: If I were single I would come here all the time. I would spend my life here. All the hot girls are here.
Overheard in a bathroom stall
Sophomore female: Like I’m not gonna throw up but I’m gonna get RULL silly. I’m going to TI and I just hope I hook up with a guy to validate my sexuality.
Overheard in Wu
Tower sophomore, on Terrace: It was a really weird scene. Everyone was smoking pot.
Overheard in Mathey
TI male, thoughtfully: I used to want to defy science, so I tried to think of thing that weren’t solid, liquid or gas. I came up with shit like… yogurt.
Overheard on 2016 Boat Cruise
Freshman female: Does Tiffany’s make flasks?
Overheard in an English
Girl: The Stanford Prison Experiments were run in response to the Abu Ghraib prison scandals, which occured in the 1970s.
Overheard on Facebook
Tiger Admirers: I fell for you, but you weren’t there to catch me.
Overheard in Forbes
Ivy sophomore: So, you’re going to some 3rd world country and doing healthcare stuff this summer, right?
Cap sophomore: …Philadelphia.
Overheard at a basketball game
Ian Hummer: I’M A STUDENT ATHLETE! NOT AN ATHLETE STUDENT!
Overheard at Poe Field
Skater townie: When I go to college I’m going to be the one girl playing with all the guys, just like that girl over there.
Overheard on the Terrace deck
Terrace Show chair: I just booked a band called Panty Raid.
Sophomore: What do they play?
Show chair: I don’t know.
Overheard at Communiversity
Man, to small child: You see what these kids get up to? Isn’t college crazy?