Overheard in Chancellor Green

Dismayed Frosh: I'm not upset my phone is wet. I'm upset that the water spilled was Voss

Overheard in seminar

Junior drinking from a S'well: I'm Puerto Rican, but not passionately Puerto Rican.

Overheard on the Computer Science concentrator listserv

Dep rep:
Dear students,
If your independent work/thesis project involves the use of drones, can you please contact me.

Overheard in Wright 11

Future Anna Wintour Assistant, raging at woven slippers: Every Chinese lady in America has those!

Overheard while hooking up in the midwest

Artsy sad boy: I didn't realize how sexy your turtleneck was.

Overheard via iMessage

Bored sophomore: Nobody takes me seriously in my quest to get a Juul.

Overheard at an Anscombe Society reception

Girl to friend: *loud whisper* I had the WEIRDEST dream that one of my friends… was a Lesbian!

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Overheard at Terrace

Terran: "It makes sense that white people like avocado. It has no flavor."

Overheard on a Wednesday

Jewish senior: Never have I ever bought Plan B in shekels.

Overheard in Brown 420

Nass Managing Editor: Is it obnoxious to post this picture of Bombay Sapphire on my snap story?
Brooklynite: No, why would it be obnoxious?

Overheard in RoMa

Nasthead member: Cottage is way more mysterious than St. A's.

Overheard in seminar

Gossip-loving soph: So I heard Peter Singer is a nudist. He also has a secret cheese drawer, because he's vegan.

Overheard in ART214 Final Paper

Jewish-American Princess, in opening line: Are women crazy?

Overheard in Firestone

SWUG: I can't find out I'm pregnant the night before my Bridges midterm.

Overheard in East Pyne

Athlete girl, to friend in a pink drug rug: I like your weed jacket!

Overheard at Forbes Dining Hall

Frosh: Rhode Island isn't an island?!

Overheard on Snapchat

Junior Theta: My personal goal for this semester is to get in with the alt crew

Overheard at Soonja’s

Ivy ‘16 Grad: I’m not telling you to bicker McKinsey, but think about it.

Overheard at Princeton football game

Politics major, on Cornell band halftime show: Oh my god! This looks JUST like the North Korean mass show.

Overheard on campus

Former Nass-er: Is that a real book?
Nass Junior: Yeah.
Former Nass-er: Oh, so it's not fiction?

Overheard at NYU

Senior NYU girl: We're both artsy. But I'm, like, aesthetic artsy, and she's, like, DIY-artsy.

Overheard in Canada

Prince editor: What is student journalism if not gossip?

Overheard in Ivy

Frat pledge: This is the first time I haven't worn a street to the shirt and I feel fat.

Overheard in the library

Senior girl, reflecting on Kant: The next time I'm making out with someone on the street, I'm going to ask them, excuse me, do you see me as a means or an end?

Overheard at Ivy

Socially conscious bro: Self-immolation is morally wrong because it contributes to global warming.